“First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He’s Lost In New York.”
Oh god that turned out grim, thanks a lot Home Alone 2.
Warrior. Legend. King
Try to remain calm.
Oh fml.
“Return to a galaxy…far far away.”
Oh boy do I wish I could.
The CIA is trailing them. The KGB is tracking them. The phone company
is tracing them. The police are chasing them. The cowboys are herding
them. And the Indians are hunting them. Are they going to fall for all
of that?
“We’ve always believed we weren’t alone. On July 4, we’ll wish we were"
Well that sounds awfully foreboding
“Think fast. Look alive. Die hard”
Oof.
"If you’re going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried.“
-Haha, how funny… (take the shot they know too much)!